NUFF SAID
While it is normally only considered cliché that "laughter is the best medicine," specific medical theories attribute improved health, increased life expectancy, and overall improved well-being, to laughter.
After delivering a extended philosophically intricate Bhagavatam lecture, the Temple President announced that he wished to meet with the temple board after the program, in his office. He returned to the office to find that the first person to arrive was an older Indian man, whom he didn’t recognize.
“Pardon me, Prabhuji,” the President said, “I think you misunderstood my announcement. This is a meeting of the board.”
“I know,” said the man. “If there is anyone here more bored than I am, I’d like to meet him.”
A while back I posted the original comic as it appeared in Al Franken's Lies and the Lying Liars who Tell Them. Since the topic came up in a discussion of Christianity with a couple of students yesterday I wanted to check it out again, and when I googled it this video came up. If you want to see the original post you can check it out here, but the video is even cooler.
Dr. Schambaugh, of the University of Oklahoma School of Chemical Engineering, Final Exam question for May of 1997. Dr. Schambaugh is known for asking questions such as, “why do airplanes fly?” on his final exams. His one and only final exam question in May 1997 for his Momentum, Heat and Mass Transfer II class was: “Is hell exothermic or endothermic? Support your answer with proof.”
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:
Bless this house, O Lord, we pray.
Make it safe by night and day.
Bless our humble vestibule,
Bless the TV, bless the pool.
Bless our silly little notions.
Bless our week’s supply of Trojans.
Bless, oh bless the internet.
Bless our liquor cabinet.
Bless our kitchen, for it features
Places where we roast Thy creatures,
Bake them, broil them, nuke them, fry them.
Blessed Lord, please sanctify them
While we’re scarfing down their wings,
livers, legs, and other things—
After two weeks of going AWOL my commanding officer General Vaisesika Prabhu court marshaled me and order me back to my post in San Jose to join the troops for our Monthly Sankirtana Festival, which begins Friday evening in downtown Palo Alto with nagar sankirtana, then book distribution on Saturday and Sunday.
by Kaunteya das
It's holiday season (at least for those Christians who believe Lord Jesus was born on 25 December), and materialistic mercantilism runs wild. We present some unusual Christ-conscious gifts, or rather some Christ-connected commercial novelties. Warning: those allergic to weirdness are strongly advised to avoid this gallery.
By Kesava Krsna dasaWhile it is nice to glorify devotees who are expending an effort trying to please Sri Sri Guru and Gauranga, and whenever any discussion centers around who is advanced and who is not, we should bear in mind the following “One has to learn this science of activities in terms of the modes of material nature, otherwise one’s life will be misdirected”.
Kaunteya prabhu sent me a news-article from the Navhind Times today in which a quite different approach to congregation-building by some tribal christian in Mizoram (India) is reported.
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